waited too long to finish this. she was supposed to have a story… she lives in this small pond or oasis, while her sister lives by the ocean. i don’t remember its been so long lol. maybe you guys can give her one for me
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
me going to work at some point in the past couple weeks. you can see the safeway “S” on my apron.
jfc my phone is exploding with notifications, who reblogged my stuff to make this happen
goodness I’m gone for forever and suddenly my phone is notifying me of reblogs and likes
I need a functioning quality computer before I can even think about trying to draw again. kudos to Safeway for leaving me too tired to draw anymore
“They decided to come.”
…I am not sure how to take this. “They” could very well not include me… -squints suspiciously-
“But she did want to cry.”
“Because Orion Pax didn’t have a good answer for this question, he asked it of Megatron.”
“They were failing curiously both physically and mentally, and no one was surprised when the news of Mrs. Gardner’s madness stole around.” -H.P. Lovecraft, Great Tales of Horror
“Speak your mind, fool. As much as I’d love to silence your yammering, speak.”
“Autonomy suggests that persons are able to stand upright on their own two legs; that they can go their own way, walk their own path, and take a stand.”
"Such systems allow a smooth transition to a reef-type aquarium if your attention is drawn to the colorful and sometimes bizarre invertebrates now readily available to marine enthusiasts." -Marine Aquarium Handbook
"We are told that, on one occasion, while a Madame B— was at Madame Roget’s house, M. Beauvais, who was going out, told her that a gendarme was expected there, and that she, Madame B., must not say anything to the gendarme until he returned, but let the matter be for him."
That’s the last time I ask Mr. Poe to summarize my sex life.
"He started with a wooden mallet and lightly tapped the stone."
Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.
My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2
My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.
Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.
This could SAVE a life.
Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.
breast cancer is a little common in my maternal grandmother’s family. good to know.
imagine sexting but you’re only allowed to use the medical terms
Let’s copulate so I may further our evolution and progress the variation of our species ;))
The parasympathetic nerves are depolarizing in the arteries of my corpus cavernosum; so let us engage in coitus in order for me to switch to the sympathetics in my vas deferens and let my pudendal nerve contract the bulbospongiosus and ischiocaverosus muscles.
I’M SO AROUSED
Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.
TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
Omg this is fucking genius
I have waited for so long for this to come back on my dash.
game of thrones? more like game of bones *pelvic thrust*
Well, here’s Bermuda, the Frillish my Pokemon Tabletop Adventures trainer starts with. The parts extending from his crown dip lower than normal on other Frillish, and his frill is a tad more wavy rather than frilly, I suppose.
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
i think you should consider moving
people like this make me happy to be alive